Borehole water charged with GBH

August 2, 2017 0

WATER from an Egremont borehole is due to appear at Carlisle Crown court after admitting to the assault of drinking sources from Blackpool, Liverpool and […]

Bum scare in Whitehaven supermarket

July 11, 2017 1

A TOWN CENTRE SUPERMARKET was evacuated today after a flatulent customer excessively broke wind. Anti-terror police were called to the scene after pensioner Aldous Broccoli, […]